Wasteland Wit Patches

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Every wasteland survivor has one. Heck it’s an essential skill set to have just to navigate some settlement or local dive, and these patches help announce yours without having to waste your breath.

We have travelled the wastes collecting phrases, sayings, and quips, and made them into a wearable art form. Select from the choices below and wear your attitude today. Don’t see one you like? Use our custom patch form (here) and if we like it we’ll add it to the list.


These Patches have an attitude of their own, as such we've determined how they look. Don't like it? Order a Custom one ;) Check the Gallery and Blog for updates and visuals. 


All shipping costs will be determined during the creation process. Flat rate shipping is the preference, but larger and heavy items will cost more.


The timing on the item will be discussed and communication will happen on a monthly basis based on the que ahead of you. When work begins communication will be as progress is made.

For examples of our work, please have a look through our Facebook, Instagram, or the Blog on this site.